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2 months agoNormally you do that by speaking. Kirk poured it out through his neck.
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19·2 months agoFester in piss.
No rest, no peace for fascists. Even in death
The only problem with Kissinger being dead is that if hell is real, Satan suddenly has a powerful ally.
Yeah, sadly the only vaccine for fascism is delivered at 3000 fps.
Did you just “UHM ACKtually the earth IS flat!”
Salem 1692, the devil hangs out with some girls in the woods, they party and dance for a bit before he goes home.
Later, regular men literally crush them with big fucking rocks for no reason.
You know what, you’re on to something.
Yeah it’s called Look Up.
Are you looking at cleavage? Stop it. Look up.
I like boobies too but dude take some personal responsibility. Let people live their lives
4: Go in to debt for more drugs
31·2 months ago
Frankensteins monster.
1·2 months agoNo no he wants pregnant women to start taking ibuprofen.
Next up, the rise in prenatal mortality is linked to Democrats somehow
141·2 months agoFun fact, when these were invented, Napoleon, yes that one, made them illegal, because they were too quiet.
As if they covered it before
2·2 months agoI bet you have a neighbor that changes his own oil.
7·2 months agoGallowboob being a mod in retrospect makes a lot of sense. Fucker was probably taking content, reposting it and deleting the original constantly.
No one hates lefties more than lefties seem to hate each other.
Jesus being an idiot conservative has just got to be the easiest fucking thing.
I mean it wouldn’t be the FIRST time an inexplicably beloved and dementia ridden Republican has funded the Taliban.
Well now see my cousin Skeeter got himself a 8k TV with that settlement money he got from when he got run over by that bmw downtown tryin to get his kids back ya know? At the courthouse? Anyway he was sposed to use that money to pay fer his doctors and whatnot but he got himself that TV and the dang thing wouldn’t fit through the door! Got her in to the trailer but couldn’t go no where so he put that sucker up right outside has movie nights the whole park can come n see. Course ol Skeet likes them naughty flicks you know with the blood and gore and titties n stuff, talkin bout like Dusk Till Dawn, talkin bout some Striptease, uh you know what’s the other one the one where the girl takes off her bathing suit Fast Times that’s the one. Anyway the boys in the neighborhood LOVE ol skeets movie nights but I think some o them parents are gonna set his trailer on fire for too long here now.
It was outside the environment.
The hard copies are hard to find and I don’t buy digital.
So, that explains one.