What the fuck. No wonder the stock is collapsing.

He did try to beat/murder a minority.

/j, mostly

I’ve always said I was going to run for president on the platform that we have executioners in parking lots who take out people who do not return their shopping cart, but are able to. I think it would solve almost everything.

Bothers the hell out of me and my friends and family. But, we are in a very blue state.

United States citizens are weak, wormy little cucks.

I don’t get the angle. Wouldn’t that mean he would have nowhere to hide?

How the fuck was he charged with 11 different sex crimes against a child and he only served 16 months? Motherfucker should have been thrown in jail for life. Disgusting.

He himself is Jewish.

Save yourself the headache: there’s no logic to any of this.

Except all the mouth breathers on the right just lap that shit up.

Had no education…*

What a horrible day to be literate.

What about Murdoch? 👀

And now the president of the Navajo nation is MAGA. Oof

Morning radio guy voice DUDES ROCK 🎸🎶🔥

This one rocks so hard

This is beautiful. Great work!

Turns out the cure really is a bullet to the head.

/j

See, that’s the whole thing. MAGA strongholds are tiny, inconsequential towns that nobody gives a shit about. They would never be targeted, because there’s nothing of worth there.

Wait, what?

Well, yeah. He single-handedly destroyed cities just because he was pissed off at the gods.