If it’s all the same person, which do they tell everyone about first?

*5am god damn I’m tired

I want them to curl wombats.

As I read through this I thought you were going to say y’all left and went to a bar together.

Who even names someone Administrator? Poor kid.

Sometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn’t so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.

Not shown: the other 20 guys in the pool

So anyway, I started blastin’

I love that his last two years were wonderful and that he was loved.

Probably either Latin or Gaelic. Both just sound neat.

Humans. Fuck those guys.

I left them a 1 star review, too, but it was because of showing ads in their app. Unfortunately they’re the best headphones I’ve tried.

Yep

Yep. Where did you find the old apk?

1. Hit head on desk.
2. If image persists, return to step 1.

I’m afraid that I’m going to have to report this post to the other Asians.

Rimocracy

The app for my headphones has an AI assistant in it now. My headphones.

Man. I so feel this. I’m 51 and started programming when I was 10. It’s not anything like it used to be. I miss those days.