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TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump hawks $399 golden sneakers after court-ordered fineEnglish
361·2 years agoChrist those are fucking ugly. Guaranteed to be exclusively worn by elderly people and the worst kind of Trump-humping schmucks.
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Fediverse@lemmy.world•Twitter front-end Nitter dies as Musk wins war against third-party servicesEnglish
17·2 years agoThat’s Xitter’s last dying gasp, for me. I have only accessed it through Nitter for many months now.
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•What I'm paying to find out I don't have breast cancer. I have insurance. (Ultrasound and mammogram in the USA)English
3·2 years agoYou should also hate Joe Lieberman. He scuttled a public option for the ACA, which likely would have prevented a lot of the shenanigans insurance companies pull, as they would be competed right the fuck out of business with a robust public option. Japan has private and public insurance and costs are generally low for health care. Most kids get it completely free
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Technology@lemmy.world•Pornhub blocks North Carolina and Montana as porn regulation spreadsEnglish
32·2 years agoBUT MAH FREEDOMS!!!
At least the yokels stuck it to the libs before they had all their extra-depraved porn taken away.
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
News@lemmy.world•Kim Davis must pay $260,000 legal fees over same-sex marriage license refusalEnglish
1·2 years agoThere’s way too many people who don’t share your moral fortitude. The reason why moral people don’t do it, though, is because it amplifies and confirms these assholes’ fears and prejudices.
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
News@lemmy.world•Kim Davis must pay $260,000 legal fees over same-sex marriage license refusalEnglish
3·2 years agoAbsolutely agree
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
News@lemmy.world•Kim Davis must pay $260,000 legal fees over same-sex marriage license refusalEnglish
39·2 years agoGlad she’s finding out, but she can probs fundraise her way out of that in a few hours via the right-wing griftiverse. There’s no amount of money that hate-filled right wing grannies won’t give to assholes that they think will stick it to the libs.
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•A Florida woman is suing Hershey because its Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins aren't as cute as they appear on the wrapperEnglish
12·2 years agoI don’t care if she wins a billion dollars. Hershey’s can go bankrupt tomorrow. I just know what actual problems look like and a fucking candy wrapper ain’t one of them.
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•A Florida woman is suing Hershey because its Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins aren't as cute as they appear on the wrapperEnglish
79·2 years agoYes, I read the court filing. The only problem is that the collective value of the suffering caused by this particular false advertising would be worth about a dollar fifty. The only people who win from this kind of lawsuit are the lawyers.
I would not be making fun of this suit if it was about Hershey’s lead and cadmium problem:
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•A Florida woman is suing Hershey because its Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins aren't as cute as they appear on the wrapperEnglish
416·2 years agoBased on the number of downvotes I’m getting, I’m apparently supposed to empathize with a woman with the time and financial resources to finance a frivolous candy lawsuit instead of reporting it to the FTC .
Here’s a little preview of how badly she will have her ass handed to her in court, and this case arguably does involve harm to consumers: https://edition.cnn.com/2023/10/04/business/wendys-mcdonalds-false-advertising-lawsuit/index.html
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•A Florida woman is suing Hershey because its Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins aren't as cute as they appear on the wrapperEnglish
3418·2 years agoThe McDonald’s lady required skin grafts. This woman suffered mild disappointment. There is no possible comparison between the two cases. False advertising? Yes. Refer to FTC for penalties. Harm suffered? Virtually zero. This is a frivolous lawsuit and waste of any court’s time.
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•A Florida woman is suing Hershey because its Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins aren't as cute as they appear on the wrapperEnglish
330·2 years agoGood God. Just imagine this incredibly brave Karen’s mental anguish when she bit into this delicious but uncute treat and could not immediately unload her bottomless rage on the nearest assistant manager.
The horror. The horror.
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•"Kids these days" by Extra Fabulous ComicsEnglish
62·2 years agoRinse, repeat, ad infinitum. Every generation thinks exactly the same way.
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Is it possible to pirate this?English
199·2 years agoDo we just not fucking do Rule #3 any more?
#3: Do not request or link to specific pirated titles
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•My friend on social refuses to see how this is a pyramid schemeEnglish
5·2 years agoYour math is correct.
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE RAPED WITH A MACHETEEnglish
3·2 years agoI didn’t say it wouldn’t work, just that it’s shameful…somebody always takes the bait.
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE RAPED WITH A MACHETEEnglish
29·2 years agoThis trolling is like squirrel hunting with a howitzer. No subtlety. No skill. Pathetic. You should be ashamed of your weak, baby-like troll-fu.
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Fediverse@lemmy.world•An Audacious Plan to Halt the Internet's Ensh*ttification ...English
31·2 years agodeleted by creator









This is such a bad take it seems like deliberate misinformation.
Signal is open-source software maintained by a non-profit. User data is not stored on Signal servers, they have no way to access messages as they are stored and encrypted on your phone. If the Signal Foundation were revealed as bad actors then the open-source code could be forked to a new project.
Feel free to fully evaluate their code here: https://github.com/signalapp