Jaywalking is only illegal in the USA if you aren’t a white man.

This timeline is more batshit crazy than anything I can come up with and I only enjoy writing batshit crazy stuff.

Trump only loves kids when he is raping them or eating them. otherwise he hates kids.

I’m kinda surprised he hasn’t tried to copyright his name yet.

can we skip to the part of the timeline where MAGA gets burned out of this world?

Let’s see… checks timeline: USA funds rebels (Al Qaeda). makes lots of pinky promises to said rebels with their fingers crossed behind their backs. and then when it was time to pay the bill and keep their promises… the USA said: “what promises, I never promised anything” while tossing the documents right in front of their puppets. cue pissed off Al Qaeda.

Don’t forget that the US government gave Joseph Mengele a new identity. the Angel of Death… got a kiss on the lips, lots of money, and a good luck from America.

only if MAGA who refuse to detransition get what they deserve… the chair. 🪑 ⚡️

always remember that Jews are not Semites but saying anything negative against them is anti-semitism. while Palestinians are Semites but hate speech and hate crimes against them are allowed.

I pirate first. If I like it, I buy it. if I don’t like it, I don’t buy it. And above all… if it’s owned by a fucking transphobic pos, pedophile, thieving company like Disney, Israeli abomination, or JKR… I always pirate it even if I like the game, show, or book… because fuck them.

welcome to America the “fuck anyone who isn’t a rich white male pedophile” country.

Hating a zionist fuckwit isn’t racism but supporting the rape, murder, and straight up genocide of palestinians like you do is racism. you sick fuck.

citation: his own fucking show where he apologized for supporting Trump and not taking Trump seriously as a threat.

you don’t have to be a fan of Netanyahu to be a zionist. it’s not the fucking requirement to being a zionist. plenty of jewish zionists hate Netanyahu’s slimy rot filled guts. doesn’t change the fact that Jon Stewart’s career and life is built on dead brown folk.

hell sure… Stewart is now a firm hater of Israel or so he claims but this is coming from a guy who’s career depends on not being cancelled by the public. it’s also telling that he used to be a firm Trump supporter before he realized that he would make more money ripping jokes about the rotting orange staining the white house than if he supported Trump on tv. sure he could really hate Trump but it’s telling that he didn’t immediately pull away from supporting Trump until after 2016.

the Jon Stewart I am thinking of is a zionist who flipped to criticizing Israel once the truth started coming out. white guy slightly hooked nose.

ew.

and let me guess… the people who happen to have access to those microphones are white men.

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don’t worry… he already forgot that he is at war with Iran. he has to be reminded of it hourly.

that’s only because of 2 things… idiots and corporations that require truckers to drive a set route and punish the drivers for deviating even if that deviation is because some idiot in corporate who doesn’t drive trucks made a decision.

actually that means it’s just one think not two… Idiots.

sadly thanks to the pedophile-in-chief… homophobia has made a resurgence in vocal hate groups.