Came here to say this. This is easier that 2+2 tbh.

This

Sounds good. I like grapefruit cocktails. The combination is definitely not something you see everyday.

Rhubarb liquor is something you have on hand?

I’m shipping out to Boston

Cries in lactose intolerance.

Amazing, i didn’t even notice this.

The most accurate take. I honestly agree with most of the people here saying this isn’t unreasonable when these aren’t requirements meant to be met at 100%. But honestly they are written so poorly and reed like you need all of them. You hit the nail on the head. Bad requirements sent to the dev lead, unclear details about what kind of candidates can fill the role, and poorly written job requirements.

I made apple cider in the slow cooker all day and drank that with some bourbon. Nice warm spices always hits the spot.

There is an indy game called Barony that does this. I got this message when closing the game after getting smooshed by a boulder.

All of that and the IRS will still ask what street your first pets mom died on.

Fun fact, I frequently use the word blue as my security question answers. Not all of them but enough that even if a person got to “know” me enough to know what city I was born, they wouldn’t know which answers are true or which are blue.

Touching grass

Should have used Vue

The Anti ADHD mode

Comes great responsibility

New guys first commit…

I peaked early.

My 16th birthday was a Halo 2 LAN party with a LotR marathon.

Who hurt you