Great read, thanks for sharing!

Pretty sure it’s satirical, no?

Ah, the classic Big Bean

Reminds me of this song

Omg a VLDL reference in the wild

If you prefer white rice to brown but actually want some nutrients I highly recommend trying out basmati rice - it’s relatively easy and inexpensive to get in bulk and I almost never eat any other type of rice anymore

If you can get a hold of some chipotle chili pepper, adding a little bit to the beans is a great way to get some smokiness and depth of flavor too. It’s really strong so one container lasts basically forever

Gonna wear this next time I run sound for a church

ICE raids? Yeah. I live in central Ohio and a friend is currently in the hospital after ICE raided his restaurant, beat him up, and arrested all his staff (all fully US citizens but with brown skin so ICE doesn’t care)

Fatigued Cheese

Which in turn would take down the datacenters too, so same effect, just more severe

take it with a grain of crack

This is the best thing I’ve heard in a long time and I will be stealing it

This is disgusting

Pretty sure this is an ad they’re running for free users, causing paid users to cancel

I’m red-green colorblind and I’ve been staring at this for like 10 mins - is the anti-meme that the baby is red? I legit can’t tell lol

Pretty sure the joke of this is exactly what you said - defending the Constitution makes you anti-fascist

Thanks I hate it

Pouring liquids from mugs is the bane of my existence