Nah, too young. I’m gonna be dancing with the stars way before that guy.

Something something thanks giving weekend something something blah blah blah.

Scaremongering … That just reminded me… Who thr flying F is Scaramucci? Anyone remember that boiled piss bag? Web searching…ah he got fired on the first go of mr orange.

I never use my phone while making love, but that’s just one fellows opinion. What else can you see from down there? Well give them a squeeze! I don’t know, we’re not there with you! Oh how am I supposed to know she did not like that?

Okay, but the man has a point. Cleaning semen hair is not trivial.

Is that a top or still a bottom?

Oh my god, I need to go to sleep, stop making the planet laugh hilariously and out of control!

I want to see the video but I feel inspired and privileged for having been able to witness this cat eating corn.

It’s a washing machine on wheels. I love it!

Stop buying that shit!

You know what I just discovered? My phone has a laser right next to the camera and it is on all the time.

If you have an automatic shade welding helmet, all you gotta do is put it on and look at your phone. The shader will be blinking like at 60Hz going completely berserk and without doing a thing.

Your phone is basically a laser mapping system just measuring your house and sending Google the data.

So I can keep my peanuts?

Groceries! Ever since I learned that word my life has changed. Groceries, who would have thunked it!

It’s a list of totally metrosexual stuff:

Its only for gay people. Metrosexuals like myself. LOL.

We’re just family.

In my defense, this is after work.

Its 8:37pm here and I can still make this better. In gonna have a glass of water.

I think he wants to pave a road made of impeachable offenses.

I still want to try some of these solar vacuum tubes. It’s s great idea and unfortunately the us company that was promoting that went under a while back.

There’s loops maybe?