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Cake day: June 15th, 2023
  • bonedaddy@mander.xyztoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was the worst date you went on?
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    4 months ago

    Gal was a friend of a friend. Met her in passing at a show one time and said we should go out. She invited me to come over hers and we’d go see her “friend’s band play” at a nearby bar. Got ready with her and her roommate. Was around Halloween so I intended to splatter a bunch of fake blood and paint on myself for a zombie - her and her roommate helped and she helped herself to apply up under my torn up shirt so I was thinking “wow this is going swimmingly already”.

    We go to the bar she seems to know everybody and keeps handing me free liquor. Watch a couple bands, talk to a bunch of her friends, and I’m honestly having a great time also getting pretty drunk. She introduces me to this one dude and the vibe is weird like he’s being subtly hostile. Turns out this dude was the “friend” in the band.

    Anyway night goes on late she’s hanging onto me off and on, pretty handsy. We decide ok time to head back to her apartment - I’m not really expecting anything but she’s been sending pretty big signals all night and I’m happy to get back to hers. As we’re leaving her “friend” in the band calls after her. She tells me “oh hold on” and goes to talk with the dude. Conversation seems involved. I kind of just hang around a bit awkwardly just listening to the lingering conversations around me unsure how long this is gonna take. Eventually 20-30 minutes go by and I’m looking around and they’re nowhere to be found.

    I’m pretty drunk and about 3 miles from this girl’s apartment - I decide fuck it I’ll walk back. I had left some things in her apt so I needed to get them.

    Get to the apt after a long walk and knock. It takes a couple minutes for someone to answer - gal in question answers the door disheveled and scantily clad and says oh hey I’m sorry uh I kinda lost you. I’m kind of mad at this point and just say “yeah I just wanna get my stuff and use your bathroom if that’s alright.” She stares at me a second real awkward and says “uhhhh yeahh I don’t think that’s a good idea” and it clicks for me.

    I burst out laughing my ass off in the middle of the night on this empty street. I tell her “dude just bring me my things please”. She doesn’t say anything else but goes up and brings my stuff down. I wait 30 seconds, piss on her front porch, and go to sleep in my car. Drive home hung over next morning.