He doesn’t like to ask for money, but the artist has a patreon and I support it.

Leo had a scheduling conflict he had to untangle.

Does that make me like the ogre guy?

Now I’m going to spend all day trying to find a Quantum Leap cow pun.

Not the Onion, I write these just for Lemmy.

Unfortunately that just counts as one of your 99 problems.

I’m gonna make you stay up all night because of this, aren’t I?

I’m ashamed my satire is more plausible than anything they’ve said.

Common mistake, Bob Ross was self taught.

Democrats are demanding drone locks to fix the problem.

Imagine being a reddit normie and not even knowing these exist.

I feel we should all be saying “used Nobel Prize” until he hides it.

You can’t call it “the Glade of Sorrow” just because your husband tore down the wing it was on.

Check my post history

Oh thanks!

Yeah someone suggested it a month back or so; thanks if you see this.

The world will not be safe until the Hamas narco-terrorist children are stopped.

Thank you for modding for us! I appreciate having your channel to post about the fine, totally rational world that we live in.

I started this article this morning and finished when I had time this evening - Hard Times had the same concept and got to print first. Didn’t see theirs until I published mine here. Just being open about similar articles!

God Dammit! I started the same article this morning, just finished it! 🤣

Okay that took a minute but it was worth the walk. Nice!