Thanks, parasocial relationships are weird.

Give 1000 dollars to 19 people and then rack up a 1000 dollar bar and food tab for myself.

You get it

I was helping my grandmother in her deathbed when my friend texted me that he had died. WKUK was a big part of our friendship growing up so it was rough but I couldn’t really deal with it because I was dealing with my grandmother’s impending death at the same time.

RIP local sexpot

Yeah, dumb photons

I had a house before 30. It was okay I guess. Sold due to divorce, now I rent again. I’d love to own another house but not the glorified trailer I had before

Bullet applicator

RIP local sexpot

This is hilarious

It’s the pattern on the shirt!

MX Linux

I was promised full cobs

Fedi blocklists are my dating pool

I’ve waited so long for Tony

Jolly good

Can I see the flute model, it sounds cool

Dracula AND his son

No, we should see what kind of discussion is happening over there

A nickel? This is outrageous, it’s unfair