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Am I the only one seeing tiny alien kids from the Aliens movie?

No shit man. They were adding some kind of proteens in my food. I ain’t eating no teen for sure!

So basically it’s just a Reddit search engine. Where most of the facts are based on “trust me bro”.

There are a few services. Private ones require you to have friends on the inside. There are few offering this service on some reputed private trackers too. The other ones are like TiviMate and stuff.

Can I see your call log?

How about your contacts then?

Messages would be ok too.

Nevermind. Forget all that. Can I access your camera?

It’s a joke. Relax.

Or the balls…

Really wish I could give you an award right now.

I’m on the apk from the signal website. This showed up for me as well.

Yes, now we’re talking.

Excellent. I’m taking it.

Ok. So now I’m offended that you’re stereotyping us… Also, I’m triggered as well. I can’t remember if there’s anything else I should be feeling.

As an Asian, I’m deeply offended that there aren’t any synonyms that represent our race. #ALM

Now that’s humerus.

That’s still a relative statement right? It may not lose its edge as quickly as others, but eventually it’s going to happen.

What about Valyrian steel?

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They open registrations from time to time. Just look out for that as well.

If you can manage to get in, NinjaCentral has a free tier. Pretty good indexer, but you’ll have to login every fortnight or so while on the free tier.

He’s alive! And on lemmy!!