Hey now I literally went on a date with Karl last night. Better not be the same guy 😅
Male Bi Vers NY. Mostly posting for the boys here on Lemmy because the girls already get enough attention.
I’ll do anything once, and most things twice ;-)
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1·1 年前Teamwork makes the dream work
Should bang on something more than just those drums with that drumstick 😁
dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•What are some of your favorite foreplay activities?English
1·1 年前I get basically nowhere without kissing. Talking and touching don’t really do it for me without the kissing. Even just a little polite peck gets the blood flowing.
Random acts of blowjob are the rare late night exception that prove the rule.
With respect, care, and enthusiasm ♥️
Only the tip? 🥺
dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•What naughty fun have you been up to this fortnight? (May 13th - May 26th)English
0·1 年前Nice, thanks for posting! I think we should include today (Monday) since it was part of a long holiday weekend here in the US, too.
Two weeks ago I was in Florida for a gay Disney wedding. I thought there would be more fun amongst the wedding guests, but everyone was straight and in couples. That didn’t stop me from having some fun in the three days I was there (Friday, Saturday, Sunday):
Friday
- Conference hotel guest quickie bj for him, on drugs? - kind of weird behavior. Also weird was his scrotum was kind of empty. Very average dick which is fun to suck and suck on without worrying about breathing/gagging. Wanted me to bottom for him, but frankly I don’t bottom for average sized guys - I just don’t get much out of it. Later his profile name had balloon emoji, so I think he does some kind of drugs…
- 20 yo Indian Australian tourist bj for me. Staying in a hotel room with his Mom from India and his brother from Pennsylvania lol. Came over to my room at night. Really had trouble sucking my whole cock. With some warmup he was able to take most of it down his throat, and it started to feel really good, like his throat was squeezing my head as I thrust in deeper. Always kind of fun when I see guys tearing up while deepthroating me :-) he was amazed by my rimming skills, and ultimately swallowed my load and went back to his family. He had told them he was out “finding something to eat” which was kind of true ;p
Saturday after a whole day in the heat for the wedding
- Disney resort employee came by after his shift. wanted to get “sloppy head” - sent me some examples of porn stars sucking dick. He said he has never done any kind of sex with a guy before. I’m skeptical of this claim, but okay sure. Challenge accepted. He’s really thick and decently hung. Got him to cum once deep down my throat and then a second time while showering in my mouth. I had to manage my gag reflex, but after some warmup it was really manageable. He said it was so much better than women, and I agree. Men are better at sucking dick.
- Younger curly haired, amazing ass for late night cuddles - Nice making out. Straddled him on top of his big firm/squishy bubble butt and massaged him for a while. Enjoyed getting head and rimming him. Massaged his prostate and sucked his nice dick at the same time. He wanted me to top him, but at that point it was 3:30am, and I just didn’t have it in me. He had to leave at 6am to get his flight. I had him cum while I massaged his prostate. I love feeling the prostate harden as a guy orgasms.
Sunday last full day in Florida
- Marriott corporate employee quickie bj for him - he was there for a conference. a little older than me, very very thick, average length. Very tender and positive/welcoming. A lot of fun to do something like that with a nice guy.
- Local guy doing idk what but it was amazing - went over to his place. he said no promises about bottoming but he really wanted my dick in his mouth. We have a good 40 minutes of him sucking, me rimming, and me face fucking him. He’s so cute, and he looks even cuter with his mouth full of my dick. While rimming him, he asks me to tease his hole, and we have another 40+ minutes of me teasing his hole by rubbing my hard cock against it. And then even teasing by just inserting the tip and holding it there and removing it. It was primal. There was only lust when I looked at him, feeling his hole like that was such a turn on, coupled with his responses and moans. I was so close to just ramming it all the way in a few times, but I managed to keep it under control. He leaks a lot of precum, and the wet sound of him jacking off while I’m on his ass made it all even hotter. Sweaty, hot, grunts, moans. It was intense. Finally when it was just too much, I gave him the requested facial and he jacked off and came at the same time. He’s a really smart grad student, and we had some great chit-chat for like half an hour after that. It was the perfectly satisfying conclusion to a busy weekend.
Two more things in the last week/days
- Weird doctor hookup - idk, pretty good looking, but his apartment was totally empty. We ended up taking a curtain off the wall so we had something soft to lay on while we fooled around. Quick to rinse his mouth and ask me to rinse mine after even a tiny bit of oral fun (no semen or anything). Wanted to make me cum, but didn’t do anything at all with my cum once it sprayed everywhere. Not even playing with it…
- Cute cub-type for Broadway show fun :-) - nice funny local LI guy on Scruff invited me to a preview screening of a broadway show in the city. He’s in media and is kind of an “influencer” so he gets invited to stuff like this. His pics and stats suggested an otter, but in person he was a lot heavier :-\ we enjoyed the show and Q&A with cast and crew, then had dinner and went back to my place. He wanted to bottom for me, and I was nicely aroused for it, but I didn’t feel the kind of attraction that would have me really enjoy it. So we had oral fun. His dick is significantly below average, but very leaky and fun to play with. He enjoyed getting me to cum, and I was surprised when he came and shot like 6-7 feet, and ended up spray a bunch all over my headboard lol. We had ice cream at the train station before we both boarded our different trains back to Long Island. We’ll stay in touch and be friends and maybe hook up from time to time idk.
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1·2 年前The cum must flow.
dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•Do you men like it when the woman pushes a finger or dildo into your ass during sex and provides additional stimulation?English
2·2 年前I have other things I can push in for you too, big guy 😉
dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•Do you men like it when the woman pushes a finger or dildo into your ass during sex and provides additional stimulation?English
27·2 年前Just ask first 🙂 don’t go all “no one expects the Spanish inquisition!”
Issue I’ve run into is partners don’t realize they need lube to do that. Spit kinda works but not really.
You can even just play with the hole and not put anything in and it’ll feel nice.
dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•What's your favorite position to fuck in, and what gender are you?English
10·2 年前Bi male mostly top. I’m okay with being ridden until they’re used to my size. After that it’s missionary or mating press for me. The eye contact. The shock on the receiving partner’s face when they realize there’s more cock still going in. I love it. Sometimes I can kiss while doing it too.
Even on bottom I prefer that position.
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2·2 年前You’re very lucky to have each other. I’m jealous. I won’t say of whom. 😉
There’s nothing humiliating about service unless you want to be humiliated.
AI generated?
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3·2 年前Do you rate your night by how many loads you pump into your gf 😉 If so, how many?
Hot pic. Again with that amazing body!
dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comOPtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•What (naughty) fun have you been up to this week? (from 12th February to 18th February)English
5·2 年前The job search started in earnest, with my first interviews, too. Some fun and new stuff for me!
- Monday, I wanted to explore my switch-y side, not just always be dominant, so I met up with a super tall beefy dom guy who wanted a full body tongue bath.
- It was quite fun! Very few words were spoken, and a tremendous amount of eye contact with pregnant pauses.
- It was satisfying to make him feel good in ways he wanted to feel good. A lot of extra attention was given to his hole, taint, balls, and cock. He directed me a bit this way or that way, but never roughly, and never in a degrading way. Good kisser, too.
- I know I was supposed to feel submissive, but I also felt a great deal of power over him, like I’m the one doing it, a little more like when I’m a pleasure dom. He enjoyed keeping my head between his thighs for a bit, and eventually I sucked him and his big balls dry.
- We had nice friendly pillow talk after that, too. I’d probably see him again. He’s neither top nor bottom, but he’s into more stuff and it could be fun to experiment and explore.
- Wednesday afternoon, I met up with R for a drink. He’s the very smooth muscley bottom guy I met on Hinge, and then we connected on Grindr lol. Last we met we cuddled and made out a little.
- After a drink, instead of going to another bar for a beer like he suggested, I proposed we go over to his place for quieter 1/1 time. We walked over and chatted, cuddled, and made out a little more intently. As my hands explored his legs I found that he was also very hard. Cuddling was difficult on the couch, so I moved us to the bed.
- He’s really nice to kiss, and I could just look at his handsome face forever :-) we undressed and explored each other’s bodies. He has such a well toned body, especially his incredible butt. He likes my hairy hairy body too, and we moved into a 69 position with him sucking me, and me rimming him.
- I had him slow down a few times, and ultimately lasted about in hour of various configurations of oral sex, rimming, and hands. Until finally I could wait no longer, and had him swallow every drop of my load. He said it tasted much better than he’s used to :-)
- He didn’t want to cum, though I offered a few ways for it. We snuggled with bodies tight against each other. His head resting on my chest and playing with my hair. I wanted to just stay like that and fall asleep but I had to go.
- He said he wasn’t sure if I’d be up for sex and not just a drink, but I think physical compatibility is important to both of us. He confessed he was very happy when I suggested we go back to his place instead of getting another drink.
- That evening, I went to a Valentine’s Day event with a gay married guy (R couldn’t make it, I asked him first lol). We had a lovely time, a few drinks, and great live music. We caught up a bit, and saw a couple of exhibits, too.
- On the way home, I asked him directly that “I know I’m not exactly your type, but would you ever want to do more than hang out?” He usually prefers older men, you see, and he and I are the same age. He said he’s not sure right now, and is that okay? And yeah, that’s okay with me :-)
- He asked me if he’s my type, and I said something like “hell yeah!” lol
- He thanked me over text again for a great evening, and also for asking him about what he actually wants. I bought some pizza on the way home 🙃
- Monday, I wanted to explore my switch-y side, not just always be dominant, so I met up with a super tall beefy dom guy who wanted a full body tongue bath.
Be willing to play with guys too, and you’ll always have someone on their knees appreciating that sausage any time you want.
Quite a hefty half-chub.
I’m not sure if I’m strong enough to do that but I’d really want to try with a fun sized guy.
I have a sub friend in my neighborhood. I introduced him to chastity and locked him up. He’s very well hung so I used a larger cage. It was hilarious to see how his cock was trying to burst through the little openings in the cage. Like an overstuffed sausage 🤣

He’s bi but a lawyer, so over eighteen 😁
Y’all have fun ♥️