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finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•An AI startup founder says he's planning a 'March for Billionaires' in protest of California's wealth taxEnglish
21·21 hours agoSo they’ll all be in one place?
Notify antifa! Unleash the meteor!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”English
2·21 hours agoYou can’t say that word! Elon will ban you!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”English
3·21 hours agoBut who is 4chan, leader of Anonymous?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Kemper ❤️ You@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Olive Garden cook kills self by dunking head into searing hot deep fryerEnglish
12·1 day agoThere, uh … there have to be … uh … there have to be less painful ways to do it.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Nebraska lawmakers vote to reduce minimum wage for workers under 20English
6·1 day agoSo long as there’s a corresponding reduction in wages for Nebraska lawmakers …
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving exampleEnglish
15·1 day agoI don’t remember asking Peter Thiel a God damn thing!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Frog gut bacterium eliminates cancer tumors in mice with a single doseEnglish
3·1 day agoWhat leads scientists to get the idea to do this kind of thing.
“Hmm … y’know what, Earl, I think I’m gonna look in this frog’s gut to see if I can cure cancer”.
“Capital idea, Elaine! I was gonna jam my hand up this rhino, but you make much more sense!”
And you’re just as edible!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Portland@lemmy.world•ICE is buying Americans' private data from 'sleazy' brokers, Oregon senator warnsEnglish
2·2 days agoSleazy broker.
Palantir?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•idk which would be worse tbhEnglish
4·2 days agoWhy not Rai because of Valiant Comics?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Sir Sean Connery was a selective actorEnglish
4·2 days agoCould’ve been worse. Could’ve been Steven Segal.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Sir Sean Connery was a selective actorEnglish
7·2 days ago“I’m something of a hoarder myself … but only for this precious ring!”
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Sir Sean Connery was a selective actorEnglish
3·2 days ago"Mm! You! You … come to me! You come to me because … you’re mine, right? Precious! PRECIOUS! I’m talking to you!"
The greatest myth was ‘Could Jamie’s white shirt actually get dirty?’
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell!English
141·4 days agoThis is where baby universes come from.
I’m in my fifties, but I’m still hip to what’s groovy. I know the name of the big artists. Uh … Wet Ass Pussy. The uh, those monitor head brothers … Around the World. Um … Billy Eyelash. The uh … the K-Pops!
It’s a slice of Heaven.
IYKYK
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida man dumps $4k of stolen meat after finding girlfriend cooking with another man - DexertoEnglish
2·4 days agoApparently, he’s not one to mince words.




From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:
“Blow it out your ass!”