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I guarantee that this artist draws furry porn on commission

Can you pass me a Kleenex?

Doesn’t stop me from calling every set of motor-driven stairs an “Escalator”.

You mean Allen key!

Are you?

None of those character designs had any racist imagery, to suggest that it’s something to do with “white power” is seriously reaching because you want to be offended by something.

There was also a Black Power Ranger.

What’s your point?

Try to stop me.

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

Then why did she get angry when I said we could use mayo as lube?

Maybe stop stealing then, you degenerate.

Might be a liability thing?

Much harder to get alcohol poisoning from wine.

The blue eyes and washboard abs are accurate tho.

My guy was absolutely plowing his way through the promised land.

Ethnically accurate Jesus

Blood

Fastfetch is better than neofetch, and it can look the same:

fastfetch -c neofetch

EDIT:

Forgot to mention, I like to put it in my .zshrc file so it comes up whenever I open the terminal, but I had some formatting issues until I changed it to this:

fastfetch --pipe false -c neofetch

He’s definitely one of the men of all time.

Wdym by choose their own handicap?

How many years does it take to get a processing plant up and running? Longer than Donald has to live, I’ll bet.

Ain’t no love like Christian hate!