guy

Well…

The special operation would just have taken three days if they weren’t resisting! Stop resisting!

Who’s forcing you to read?

Where one enemy sees you and now all their friends somehow knows where you are

-You want the rest of the champaggin?
-It’s pronounced “sham-pane”.
-Oh, God, no!

If you have time travel you probably have a babel fish as well

Wordle 1,588 4/6*

⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨
🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛
🟩⬛🟨🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

SQUEAK

Which is weird, because it took exactly 2 seconds to find out that þ equals th by reading an entire sentence, and thereafter one can read the text just about as good as normal text.
People who struggle with þ maybe has other reading issues 🤷

Huh, þ apparently autotranslates to th when I try it. That’s funny

What about non-newtonian fluid

Yes of course, but the excuse is the same

I’m the only one remembering? Yeah I’m visiting a head doctor

Like ICE

Don’t you guys have NSA? Just have a contact there and…

Maybe not, it’s a thing within global governance. You whip out the HDI or Gini coefficient and suddenly countries scramble to increase in its rankings

But then I have to stop at an uneven time and that’s worse

Lazy Lentil Soup.
I like it.

I don’t judge. Incest is fine as long as it stays in the family

What

“What’s privacy?”