Damn, those monkeys can haul trucks?

The Manager Damager

Not cool

Thank you I died

HIPAA*

Ari Shapiro, unfortunately not Ben Shapiro.

So is the sandwich okay?

Alligator Auschwitz

There needs to be an Icebook. A Facebook for tracking them with the express purpose of naming, shaming, and black listing.

I think they’re saying that it makes so much sense for this to exist that someone should have thought of this sooner. Has anything like this come before?

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What is wrong with you guys. The self-own is unfathomably weird.

This guy is a plant

Clean the pan like you’re doing. Some say don’t use detergent, but I do. Once the heavy food bits are gone, I dry it off. Then put a tablespoon of avocado oil in the pan and crank up the heat until it’s hot and shimmering. I then wipe it, let it cool and put it away. This builds up the seasoning so that the surface is protected from rusting and to maintain a non stick surface.

If Chucky the doll had a beard…

Juggling family responsibilities is tough. There’s still a lot you can do though. Talk to your friends, family, and neighbors. Let them know your concerns and encourage them to voice their opinions with others as well. Attend local township meetings and town halls. Even just staying informed can make a difference.

Run for office and/or get involved in your local government.

And yet it would be his sweet respite

Hell yes! Now bring that man home to his wife and kids!