When he asks if he’s Haitian and the other cop says it doesn’t matter, doesn’t the DUI guy say “yes it does”? That definitely seems like a negative tone and racially profiling to me, why would it matter if he’s Haitian?

Parody of:

You’re in the comments of this link asking for a link

Dish was meant to move the satellite 186 miles further from Earth, but at the end of its life in 2022 had moved it only 76 miles after it lost fuel.

Not even half way to where it should have been! I wonder where the calculation for fuel went wrong

Honestly in the campaign I’ve been playing in I’ve gotten kind of tired of the whole “the PCs are idiots” schtick

You don’t always have to fuck apples hard

In fact sometimes that’s not right to do

US Magistrate Judge Moxila Upadhyaya then asked the former president to state his full name. “Donald J Trump — John — Donald John Trump,” Mr Trump replied hesitantly. He was then asked for his date of birth, and tripped over his words again. At first, he said “seven seven,” before correcting himself and saying “77”.

Saved you all a click, there’s no recording of it just this text account of it