Zhou with the Tron vibes, I’m here for it

Time and attention well spent.

E: I have to add an /s to that? Seriously? Who reads this and goes “That’s somebody’s real take!”

There’s a bunch of apps on F-Droid you could try

Cutting Edge humor

You may want to add a source or 2 to your reply, you know, same as the person you replied to did. Otherwise, people may draw the conclusion that you’re not a valuable source yourself.

Looking at the machine, I say you got bamboozled. The question at the top of the menu is “What kind[…]?” But yeah, maybe do a sample test run next time around.

Did you end up picking one?

There’s free options?

Funny because true

He properly does

I just can’t follow the logic, I’m sorry. These people and businesses are worth millions, aren’t they? However 4% of millions could mean the difference between affluence and living on the street is beyond me. I mean, what other threats could realistically force millionaires to leave a place? Being butthurt? I’m betting they certainly won’t be too afraid to pick up the phone and call their wealth managers to tell them to start making their money work even harder for them than before.

Hence, OP wrote “asshole.” I presume.

Isn’t Colorado currently a blue state?

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Such a shame that they ran out of ideas after they moved apartments and were never able to step away from the kitchen smashing with viking weaponry running joke. They were good dudes. I still have their apron lying around.

I can’t believe I had to scroll to find this

Depends on your definition of streaming. I love me some debrid streaming.

One-way tickets to Guantanamo for everyone!

You, for one, seem way better adjusted than anybody who willy-nilly sticks their arm into raging fires.

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