Sounds like an old Excel easter egg

You have selected “regicide!”

When I was a kid I would mix my peas and mashed potatoes together then make a sandwich with that. REALLY fucking tasty

I love that they swap outfits in the two encounters 🤣

Is that because it was referenced in the title?

I didn’t have any problems reading it on my phone. It was well put together and easy to follow

Because they tend to be assholes

That’s asking quite a lot…

Nevada too

Pretty sure they wouldn’t want it either, at this point

That generally just makes me remember not to use that product or service because the ad was so annoyingly stupid

I mean, if you don’t mind/know about the bigotry, it’s pretty fuckin good chicken. And their waffle fries are good too. Haven’t eaten there in years and I do miss the food. But it’s still a hard no for me.

Some places paint their crosswalks in rainbow colors, which obviously makes you gay if you walk across them.

What do you mean “things so small we can’t see them with the human eye?”

Not really, they just forgot a word. Should be “what do you mean…”

“Sir! Are you ok?” “I’m kinda fucked up in general, so it’s hard to judge”

One of my favorite movie lines ever