NotHarveyElliott

I mean, umm, if you say I have to… 😳 I- I guess I have no choice. It’s not like I want to, or anything!

Couple boxes of lynx Africa set each year because it’s the cheapest one? Unimaginable

Torment executioners is a better name and I am using it forevermore

God I wish I was that penguin

“Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s a competition, and I’m winning.”

I played around with mine the last time my wifi was down, then accidentally got stuck with 7 pillows and a floral duvet cover. I couldn’t work out how to change it back, so I bought a new bed

Fundamentally incurious.

You’re: “The most superficial commentator on con-langues since the idiotic B. Gilson.” ???

“I suppose you think that’s cute. What it makes you is a fraud.”

I fucking love you, Fallout New Vegas

It’s the plot to all of my aquarium visits

Sorry, at least 3-1 is back

Same! I learnt so much about I movie I’ve never seen, and a song I never think about

Harvey has to start sometime, what more can he do?

Is this real, or a joke/reference I’m not getting?

Beads? Bees!?

American?

Look at you, gobblin up those rewards

It’s clearly got three. Imagine forgetting the And

Oh he wasn’t good (less terrible) for signing the Magna Carta, which wasn’t even that important at the time, but more because his competition is worse. And yeah, no one named after him, but that’s only relative to other monarchs - as in, he was bad to the royals. Failing at being a king can make you a good king, depending on how you’re judging it. Nobles thought he was a prick, but they were, so it’s like 6 of one. For example, he reformed the legal system which took power away from barons (which obviously favoured him), which was very popular with lower classes, as they could since seek justice against their barons (who were previously the ones overseeing those cases).

My opening line was mainly a joke, I don’t like any monarchs, but the idea he was particularly bad is… contentious

You get His Majesty’s name out of your mouth!

(John was one of the better kings, but all of them were awful. He was better than his brother tho, lionheart was a terrible king, don’t believe the propaganda.)