I’ve been saying this for like a year. don’t be stealing my only good joke!

since it’s a part of the samsung ui and there’s no way to roll back, no

i thought it was more about making the older models shittier with updates. like apple limiting battery capacity, samsung slowing down and removing features, etc. i had s22u and it had tons of customization, you could put a calendar or a gif in the AOD but suddenly they removed it all, you could only change the color of the clock.

fuck all the modern SUVs, fiat 500 and renault 5 are awesome. if only they came with awd…

just installed a totally legitimate copy of gta iv that I’ve had for over 10 years on my HDD. I remember it being a pain in the arse to get to run on windows, and it ran like shit even with very good HW. it installed fine on mint, ran without any fiddling in lutris, and it’s butter smooth. wtf.

the pixel pros have had the same camera system since 6. I have 8 pro, and I had the 6 pro before. they kinda suck, they’re buggy and feel cheap but I got it because of grapheneOS

used to put googly eyes everywhere. at work, at my parents and grandparents place, anywhere I went. my grandma didn’t know she had those in the handles on her walker for a year.

the stuff that prevents hair loss? seriously?

i think middle finger is too harsh. i always give people a thumb down when they fuck up.

and if you look through the butt end of the telescope, you can see in the future

plasma

exactly this “florida man hit himself in the head with a hammer, sued the hammer company and won a bazillion dollars” stuff

tell me you’re american without telling me you’re american

768

even one bite makes gives me such an insane stomach pain and nausea that I’m crying in my bed for three days. and it’s not stomach cramps, it just feels like my entire belly will explode and nothing comes out. years ago i could eat them just fine, but now it’s also pears and berries…

it doesn’t say it’s the sun in the picture

the only real use for a selfie stick

here’s a challenge: diodon plugins in github

i loved when APB reloaded had halloween events, there were 150 purple and 150 orange pumpkins hidden around both cities. you could find them by running around and listening carefully for their evil laugh and when you shoot one, it reveals which area or street the closest next one is on. it was the only good thing in the whole game. idk if it’s even alive anymore, but it was buggy, laggy and looked like absolute shit, draw distance was 100m, players were toxic af and most players cheated. they were promising a game engine update since at least 2012 but it never happened.

we have macbooks, windows laptops and even ubuntus. they give us any hardware we want, even 50" ultrawides 😅