It’s the new Tesla Model H(eron)

If only there was some way to prevent this besides thoughts and prayers…

I was dropped on my head before i was even born conceived.

Ftfy ;-)

That man’s name? “Albert Einstein!”

Is the tommy gun just out of frame?

I’m thinking the one in back is the boss.

noice

Yeah, it’s taboo here, dontchaknow?!

It’s because you said the “R” word. ;-)

I’m in the same boat. Over 40 years here, and my first time encountering one. I had a serious WTF moment.

I had no idea what had happened. I just felt a burning sensation on my neck. I thought at first I had just been cut by the corn stalk, but then the pain started spreading. I turned over the leaf and saw that, and freaked out.

The pain lasted for about 30 minutes. About an hour later, when I was able to look in the mirror, there was still a catapillar shaped welt.