Epstein thanks you for your service.

Promise?

Vikikng funeral.

“Damn you imperialists! All unequal treaties are null and void!”

“What about Tibet?”

“Stay out of Chinese internal affairs!”

The fuck I will, Sam.

Wondered why the attack on trans people was omitted from the poem.

A little lacking in self-awareness, that guy.

• US President Donald Trump is considering deploying small contingents of US troops on the ground to secure nuclear facilities, according to several US media outlets

The nuclear facilites that were completely obliterated?

Oh, don’t worry. AI is coming to arms, too. Might already have.

Tell me Chuck didn’t pop Champagne a few weeks ago.

Oh no how unfortunate.

Start the clock.

Why?

Americans stealing Israeli jobs.

Operation Epstein Façade.

A modest proposal.

Bug report: shows April when it’s March.

Friend without limits.

Oh no, sorry to see you invaded, friend!

I don’t really care do u?