Waaaay back in '98, not long after the game came out, I heard someone whistling the Lost Woods theme outside my dorm. It remains the only time I’ve heard someone singing/whistling/whatever a video game tune out in the wild who wasn’t me.

The water between Asia, Australia, North and South America, and Antarctica.

They dodged a bullet!

Don’t worry, he’s nowhere near it!

Which theme? The title?

The quote makes no sense without “a”. It’s always annoyed me that it’s not added in, whether he said it or not!

I’ve thought about ubiquitous time travel resulting in humans being able to choose not just where to live, but when, bringing their technology with them. What a mess that would make with the timeline!

A bit under 4 years, it looks like.

It is a good day (for him) to die.

Squidward, despite his name and number of tentacles, is an octopus.

To put it another way, it’s an homage.

Agreed. It would even be “a golden twenty die!”, which lives little room for thinking it’s the verb.

“I’ll buy a dice.”

“‘Die’, Larry!”

“Pardon me. I didn’t know you were that competitive. Maybe I should come back later when you calm down.”

“Larry! Darling. It’s one DIE, two DICE. Dice is the plural of die.”

“Oh, well, I knew that. Never mind.”

Yes, but by that point both would be so ridiculously evil that there’s nothing left to do but burn the whole thing down.

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Keeps Making Great Points