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how cultures treat the remains of the dead vary. wrapping your mom’s body in a sheet and hiding it in the house while you wear a wig and go to cash her checks isnt someone waking up from otherwise foolish death customs dude

I read both of these books and its worrying that I have no idea what this is a reference to :(

I worry about my memory

were the fries any good

thats so noble of you

I cannot believe how quickly its transpired that people can’t pick up on very, very obvious sarcasm. I genuinely can’t.

The number of homeless children has increased by 50% n 6 months.

“We should grind them up and feed them to the Rottweilers guarding the multi-billionaire’s properties so they can save money on dog food and help create more jobs!”

“You WHAT?!!? These are CHILDREN!!”

the /s wasn’t a thing pre covid. I dont get it,

fair enough. I kinda think if you think all BR sounds the same that you might think all Iron Maiden or Nine Inch Nails or Primus or The Doors sound the same, but I do get what you mean.

There are actually two primary song writers, Greg Graffin and Brett Guerwitz, and the album splits are about 50/50. Most of my favorite songs tend to be Guerwitz tunes. If you dont dig the whole BR gestalt then its gonna get old even if I think the songs I listed are pretty radically different. Il do get what you’re saying, though.

They deeeefinitely don’t do a lot of promotion of Into the Unknown. The only release of it after the initial cassette and CD release in SoCal was a pressing they made for their box set of their entire catalogue.

Id actually be interested to see if you thought Graffin’s bluegrass solo stuff sounds “samey” also:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FyZziJnRdD4

It was not difficult to stand up to defend the world’s greatest punk band of all time (who’s lead singer has a Ph.D. and has taught Evolutionary Biology at UC Berkley (I think, somewhere in California)

YOOOOOOOO sorry but this is my all time favorite band and Ive gotta stick up for them. They have an unmistakable signature sound, yes, but not every song sounds the same like AC/DC par examplé as other people have rightly cited.

If you’d kindly take 2 mins to listen to a bit of the following songs I pulled off the top of my head and are still willing to say all their songs sound the same then I dont know what to say:

Here’s the standard kinda song you’re probably thinking about, You off of No Control:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PgiBpTtao

Then put on Struck a Nerve from Recipe for Hate:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vY-EXZkXWYA

Then Television from Stranger than Fiction:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-8hlEAJZdM

Then Turn Your Back on Me from Dissent of Man:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pqt38l_qTk

Then Faces of Grief from Age of Unreason:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xpO7S29SgxQ

Thanks. For extra credit, they also had an album they kind of would everyone to forget about that was leaning into a kind of proggy sound, closer to The Who than their own sound if you want something thats way off in the wilderness:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HK_vHFs-Tz0

they will be ok in life

goooooo fuck yourself

this is the only explanation as to why he wouldnt say what the item is.

the “dents” part makes me think its a fleshlight instead of a full fuck doll, though.

good for her, and all of us.

generative AI is a scourge.

contains ETOMIDATE, an ingredient in general anesthesia that blocks pain signals and makes you feel drowsy.

is that a half eaten crumpled candy bar lying on your belly

I knew one of the worlds sweetest old men through a job I had. He’d talk about jack reacher allll the time. he lent me a book called the midnight line about a hot female pill junkie. I read it cover to cover because he had never asked anything else of me and I had all the time in the world for this guy. it was hysterical. I kicked the front thug’s knee out from under him with a fall back side-sweep bone crusher of a kick. “Your move” The other two thugs dropped their lengths of pipe and ran off through the parking lot. “Smarter than they look”

honestly fucking funny. I believe it ended with him tracking down the main pill dealer and killing him by putting him in an industrial dryer and running it for 2 hours

NLP doesnt work in any context at all

a town is planning a yuletide or similar celebration where they all pooled their resources to get an expensive icon. have them stake out the delivery and go into the town to steal the item, murdering anyone who resists

Yeah I dont know. I work in a field where I hear a lot of the details of people’s employment stories and if I can tell you one universal thing its that women need to be 5x better than a confident sounding man in order to be taken half as seriously.

never underestimate how much the world dislikes a woman who knows more than anything than they do

if you havent been paying attention closely enough to notice that american voters do not want a woman in the white house im not sure what to tell you

nah its prolly god