spoken like someone trying to keep all the good bats for themselves

he should get ‘DAMAGED’ tatted on his forehead

bold of you to assume he goes to work

I’ll do it later

long cat is long 😸

Very legal, very cool

they smile better

ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!

time is just a construct

the S stands for sucker

I don’t invite forms to my birthday

jropped

the opportunity has always been there, your eyes just weren’t open to it yet

eat this guy too

look what you did, now everything is broken

but idk tho

You wouldn’t upscale a car.

What about another month after May called Maytoo?

Mood: Spooky 🎃

fall to the Earth’s Core

we can save them, but I’ll need a rat, a giant nuclear drill train, and a family of orcas