Meanwhile all the Russian agents are working in the White House and Congress.

If you start from 2023

Wut? Israel has been attacking Lebanon for decades because of their “greater” Israel jerk-off fantasies.

Yup, pro-Iran is a mislabel when they’re obviously pro-Lebanon and anti-Israel first and foremost.

You can enjoy both

What a shitty, weeble-wobble looking statue with the sunken chest and the slobby gut hanging over the beltline.

They should also impeach Marcos; the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

If nothing, it might save us by giving Thwump an aneurysm or a stroke.

You mean his smirk when the “assassin” ran around outside the ballroom?

Klutzo and Snort would end up trapped by a door that opens outward, not inward.

You also can’t pick just one line item and use it as a showstopper for everything else.

Everything about the Bible I learned from The Boondocks Saints:

“And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.”

So masked and armed terrorists

Don’t worry about his buddy. He’s gonna screw his buddy out of the contract. There will be a lawsuit after it’s all done.

Dancing? I thought that was jacking off two baby giraffes.

John Roberts, people are gonna piss on your grave, John Roberts. You’re a stain.

Cancun Cruz needs to be reminded of his abandonment of Texas during a disaster.

So now they can’t vote as well cause of the voter id shit, disenfranchising more.

Easier to map out when he doesn’t throw a tantrum at a difficult question.

They should ask his squirrelness what is the square root of 144.

Keep it for this administration after the insurrection.