Tens of thousands thriving in total darkness on a shared web? Sounds familiar.

I don’t know, but it would look pretty badass

Yeah. That and pregnancy. Don’t even get me started on riding a motorcycle while pregnant. Might as well just ride that bike down to the morgue.

That is some despicable graphic design. Almost impossible to read. Do better.

Judges don’t have freedom of speech either?

Correction, it’s not a real fake article.

I mean, if Google was misusing our data, does that mean we’re all going to divide up the settlement?

They had good information, I would just rather be able to decode it quicker.

I didn’t have anything to do with the post you are referring to, but I respect what you said, and won’t contribute more on the subject.

I always knew my dad was really my dad because he left.

Th. What you’re doing is annoying. Just type “th”.

Libertarians? What do they have to do with anything?

The only guy I know who has a PhD in math is a postmaster at one of my local post offices. He seems to be doing okay.

You can’t boycott a monopoly.

Why, what have you heard? Did the brain worm finally win?

Just shut your eyes and dive into the pool. There’s no way I’m going to try to live without my cellphone, and EVERY cell phone maker is doing the same thing. There is no such thing as a Linux phone, so don’t give me that bullshit.

Why the yellow boxes?

If this was true, they would insist everyone come back to the office and rename the bathrooms as masturbatoriums.

That hamster has better health coverage than I do.

Probably never made it out of the prototype stage when they realized it was no match for mechanized warfare. They were still figuring this out during WWI, and many young men payed the price for the lesson with their lives.