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    502 days ago

    Jod made the Jiraffes and the Giraffes and they were best friends. But then one Jiraffe found God and he spited Jod and all the Giraffes with all his might.

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      191 day ago

      I’ll just post my comment from when I ran across this on lemmy before

      I’ll tell the agile fragile fugitive gin-drinking giraffes eating ginger ginseng to imagine gingerly using their digits to engineer a geological survey of the gist of your comment. They ate too much gingerbread and now have gingivitis, so the margins of those attracted to religion aren’t as rigid as the original origins of those of that region and we have to remain vigilant lest magic supersede logic, which of course would be terrible for legislation of the legions.

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        1322 hours ago

        Nice gimmick. Counterpoint: this GIF of some giggly git giving a gilt gizzard and a large haggis to a giddy girl named Gidget. (GIF omitted because I made it tf up). Incidentally, not a single one of your examples included “gi” followed by “f”.

        Incidentally, I pronounce it “jif”, I just think appealing to English as if it had actual rules is insane.

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          317 hours ago

          Yeah I pulled it out originally because I was tired of people saying that “gi” is almost always hard g, and I don’t think the lack of f makes a difference (because English spelling rules are silly, like you say. In the other thread I mentioned that just because the word “women” exists we don’t pronounce every “wom” sequence with a short i sound).

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            313 hours ago

            Not everyone pronounces “women” with a short i sound, it’s regional and there are no arguments about the “proper” pronouciation. The word is clearly understood either way so it doesn’t matter.

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              19 hours ago

              Yeah of course “proper” doesn’t really mean anything when talking about idolects. I’m curious though–I’ve been trying to get more information about the /wʊmən/ pronunciation for awhile. Do you know what region it’s common to? That pronunciation doesn’t show up in any dictionary (or at least any American one) except wiktionary and whenever I search for it there’s not much info about it. I’m trying to figure out if it’s regional or a more recent trend spread across a younger group online or something.

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            214 hours ago

            Lmao, idk why anyone would claim that either. Re: the other part, I also don’t think there’s any inherent reason the “f”, but in my sleepy haze writing this last night I wasn’t able to think of an example with the soft “g” followed by “if”. I feel like it must exist but I’m too tired to find it.

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        11 day ago

        Would that by any chance have cast a young Steve Buscemi?

        Sounds great, to be honest (Frasers shitty default face and one eyebrow was always off-putting)