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Someone’s gonna lose their job for telling the truth.
IIRC Robin Hood never killed anyone, and Luigi didn’t steal anything or give anything away…
“IIRC Robin Hood never killed anyone…”
neither did luigi.
The knight who slays the dragon is never painted as a murderer.
Yeah but he’s sexy as fuck in green
Yeah but he’s sexy as fuck in green
In fairness, Luigi is sexy as fuck in any color. :)
He really is terribly good looking.
No homo but if he smiled at me I’d grow ovaries.
If you did, then it wouldn’t be homo and you could totally fuck nohomonessly. Hot right? I’d watch.
There’s not really a single robin hood canon, some versions of him are quite violent, others he avoids killing. All depends on who was telling the story and when.
The earliest tales of Robin Hood had him brutally murdering people for kind of no reason.
Because they were rich.
No it was more like “Dude’s daughter rebuffed my marriage proposal, so I beheaded him.”
Which book was that from?
“Robin hood and the beheaded bitch”
Omg I laughed so hard I choked. Thank you.
mum used to read that to me before bed as a kid
He stole our hearts
He’s a hero.
Accurate. And we need a great deal more robin hoods
Pfft. Robin Hood wishes.
Less Robin Hood. More John Brown.
I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done.
~ Charlestown, Virginia Dec 2, 1859
Fuckin John Brown. The hero we need.
There is no lie.
I don’t think whoever did that knows the first thing about Robin Hood…
You don’t talk about robin hood?
First rule of Robin Hood.
But I can’t help it! He’s just so… Foxy.
The more they try and suppress him the more of a hero he appears
The elite should rightly be terrified, and the only outcome that protects them is to drop the illusion of equality and create “green zones” where they are safe, like in other third world countries.
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Lol maybe they mean the app
