just introduced my 9 year old to Futurama,
I fear Bender Bending Rodriguez is her new personality.
I’m glad she only asked me what blackjack is, which makes me worry that she’s already aware of what hookers are
Maybe she’s been getting into Rugby?
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Clank clank
I just showed mine king of the hill, now my daughter won’t stop saying “guns don’t kill people, the government does” a la Dale Gribble. Futurama is next.
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well, yes. But it’s also a disappointment to everyone else.
It already did.
gets sprayed with water gun by locals
in the hot Spanish sun, I’d appreciate that
I think I’ve seen a YouTuber who made an AI robot that could do that.
This will definitely happen. Better not go to Spain.
If you get drunk at 11am, be thankful they are not calling the police
“Police, I’d like to report a drunken person”
Not a crime to be drunk at any time in Spain. Is it illegal to be drunk or there’s a permitted timeframe to be drunk where you live?
In most public places in the US it is technically illegal to be publicly intoxicated. It’s incredibly rare that anyone would do anything about it unless you’re being a public nuisance or something though.
Which Al? Bundy? Yankovich?
Ever drink a 60 of rum, get fired and divorced the same day?
What’s a 60
My guess is 60 oz., which doesn’t make a lot of sense because even in the US that is sold as 1.75 L
Could be Canadian, we call it a 60 here
Maybe he drank it in 60 seconds?
“Hey man, any of that rum left?”
“Nope”
“What happened to it?”
60 grams? 60 milliliters? 60 sizes of banana?
in spain? because anywhere else it would make it?
I think the point is that alcohol tends to wreck you harder at higher temperatures and Spain is (at least in Europe) known for its ungodly heat.
But the beers in Spain are tiny.
I don’t know. Never have been to Spain. But Spanish beer is sold in small 0,33 Liter bottles here. Which my German brain doesn’t register as beer sometimes. It’s confusing. I am confused. And tired. Going to sleep. Good night.
Good morning!
It’s because bigger beers get warm before you can drink them. We prefer to order 6 tiny cold beers one by one then single large beer that will be warm by the time you drink half of it.
You are not drinking it properly then. Ask a German for an advice.
Is that the River Monsters dude? If so good luck replacing his crazy ass.
Ai will be able to do that without getting drunk.
Have you seen the shit AI spews out? It comes pre-drunk out of the box.
and thus rendering the whole endeavor of drinking pointless.
AI is going to replace you.
This reminded me of the dinner scene in A.I.
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I’m thinking of moving to Spain. Are locals ok with immigrants?
The answer depends on a LOT of things. Most importantly country of origin.
If you’re from Latin America, most people won’t even notice. Since we already have huge amount of Latin American immigrants, so we are used to it.
If you’re from a “white” country, it’s very important that you are respectful to the local culture and try to genuinely learn Spanish. This is mostly a problem with tourists instead of immigrants, but most Spaniards hate with passion when foreigners complain about things not being in English/German/french/whatever.
If you’re from a “black” country, it depends on where you move to. In some parts of Spain you’ll inevitably face a lot of racism. In others, you’ll find groups of people that will try to protect you. But as always, there’s always at least some racists.
And of course, don’t do crime. But that goes for locals too.
And I think this is a global advice. But people will instantly judge if you are lazy or hard-working. If you help your local community without asking much in return, people will probably talk about how hard working you are, and even racists will probably say “for being for country X, he’s a nice guy”.
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If you find that they don’t understand you speaking American, just repeat yourself, slower and louder, until they do.
That’s really easy though. And without getting plastered. Just start at about 5 or 6 and have one drink an hour. Then, with a bit of self-control and go to bed before 1 in the morning and you’ve 2 hours to spare.
What
For a person.
He’s saying having a six-pack in the morning isn’t challenging. Which it isn’t. But AI can’t get drunk, which is the aim of drinking beer, which males the joke.
Him explaining and me now over-explaining it makes it worse. Sorry.
I was also making a timezone joke :D
Spain is in UTC or UTC+1. I’m on UTC-8. 11AM for Spain is 3AM for me, making it easy for me to have a not-too-crazy evening and still be in bed before 11AM UTC.
It all starts with a VB long neck at 20 to fucking 8 in the fucking morning
That’s only because you can’t find a decent breakfast, might as well get shit-faced.
Shit-faced from six beers?
