I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I’m too old for and gray hairs I’m too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
My mum tried to ban me from watching South Park before South Park made fun of exactly that.
I wasn’t banned from watching South Park when it started. Even my 3 -year-old at the time brother was allowed to watch it with me. But I was banned from watching Ren and Stimpy several years earlier which disappointed me at the time but in hindsight I support wholeheartedly.
Can vaguely remember the Berlin Wall falling. All the adults seemed to think it was really important.
I clearly remember it, I think you might be my little brother’s age.

Maaaaan somebody reminded me this existed last week and I had to bust these out and give em a spin

Real talk, if you have young kids and DosBox or something, soooo many of those old games hold up.
Mine loved the OG Carmen San Diego games, though there were a couple short history lessons to understand some parts. Didn’t quite clue into the ‘use the dossier* to determine matches for warrants without a time penalty’ trick that earned me a pizza party back in the day, lol.
*I don’t remember what it’s called, the file with all of the VILE agents
This was my first console

Pong, right?
Yep. And a bunch of other games like hockey and what not
I remember Y2K
I worked on preventing it.
thanks
I remember the fuck-it-do-all-the-drugs NYE parties…
Watching for planes falling out of the skies.
Tiny me’s first computer game ever played:

I have been born
I haven’t died yet
I’d guess you’re at least 7 years old.
That’s correct! Now excuse me, mum says I better get up or be late.
I saw star wars at the cinema when it was first released
I envy you.
How was it?
I didn’t really understand it. I was about eight I think.
Same! But I was four. And I went to the theater without my parents. Just some neighborhood girl rode me there on her bicycle handlebars. True story.
Edit for afterthought: I still don’t understand Star Wars. (Does ANYONE?)
Fraggle Rock
I have a child old enough to vote
In which god forsaken country are voting rights dependent on children’s age?
Uhm…
Uh, most of the countries I know you need to be an adult to vote aka 18.
(I am aware, it’s the same here - I was just making a joke by splitting up the sentence differently)
I used to type Load “”


What is that?
That’s a portable CD player with a tape adapter in its headphone jack. The tape is the played by the tape deck of your car stereo. This is for when you didn’t have a brand new car with a CD player in the dash or the trunk, but you still had a portable CD player.
Ahhhh I see now— for a moment for me it looked like one of those AI gen images where it looks like something but the closer you look it isn’t anything— used to have a tape to aux converter in my car for this purpose.
I was alive for 9/11 but have no memory of it
I got my first cell phone before the iPhone was first released
Choplifter
Back when I was a kid, The Simpsons was a really good show
When you were too young to recall it, the same was absolute trash. 🤷🏼♂️











