transcription: tfw your dildo finally came in the mail and you realize “8 inches” meant girth instead of height.
Just looked it up out of curiosity. The Bad Dragon Archer (human shaped) in Medium is 8.58" circumference. You can do it OP!
I really don’t want to look this up, when you say “human shaped”, do you mean human phallus shaped, or human shaped?
Considering its bad dragon, we can never be too sure
I meant human penis, but knowing Bad Dragon I can totally imagine them making “Action figures” for your personal enjoyment.
True Homo Erectus huehuehue
It can be both 😉
Gonna spread some awareness here, bad dragon is a horrible company and there’s lots better ones out there, in price, ethics, and quality. Twin tail creations, all night toys, and fantasy grove are all way better.
I’m ootl. Why are they a horrible company?
i did the math thats only 6.8cm diameter, if you select the medium soft type material on checkout…thats totaly doable…and i am not even joking
It’s especially doable if you use it for anal, since the anus can stretch a lot more
The anus is stretchy but if you’re new to anal, no way you’re going over 6" circumference for a while. This is like one of the few topics I can speak authoritatively on lol
how to have your DM’s flooded 101 :D
Hahaha either everyone’s too polite or not interested
8in circumference is 2.55in (6.47cm) diameter. Sounds like a fun ride :)
No pain no gain
Mama didn’t raise no quitter
The average real life penis circumference is somewhere between 4.5 and 5 inches iirc.
Ah, the ol’ cheese wheel
I fucking hope that’s circumference not diameter because if it is then I’ve got a new shelf ornament.
I just love that so many of the comments are fellow blahaj users being like “I don’t see the problem?”
Can confirm I see no problem here.
I’ve got a 7". Most people can take that. 8" should be achievable.
7" circumference is too big for anal beginners, generally. Not by too much but I generally recommend closer to 1.5" diameter. 8" is pretty damn big, like you’ve got to have been doing some serious stretching for at least 6 months to fit it.
Source: size queen butt slut, my record is a 9" circumference all night toys rex
fr had a horrible experience with BD when i had to get my Flint from the customs tax office… its all night toys eu based?
I am a certified idiot. I mixed it up with radius.
Edit: This seems to be the largest one https://www.huffpost.com/entry/worlds-largest-dildo-nsfw_n_57a26a60e4b0e1aac914b413
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I feel like this could be a fun challenge to conquer, but what about the height?
Built like a tuna a can, so about an inch high.
So now you got a joke gift
