I prefer the ol finger burner 9000
Watched a friend’s sister burn the fuck out of her finger. I didn’t know why she had to touch it
To certain kinds of kid (😅) it’s an unignorable urge, have to eventually find out, maybe more than once. Satisfying “ka-thunk”, brief pause, “k-thwit”, sudden weird dangerous magic.
Curiosity is one hell of a drug, lol. Available to all from the jump, so to speak, some folks can’t resist knuckleheadery.
My index fingerprint still tells this exact story.
I was born as these were on the way out. Both my parent’s cars at the time had them. Both their next cars did not.
I never understood how one was supposed to clean one of these out.
Most had inserts you could pull/slide out to empty.
Fuck I feel old.
Fuck I feel old.
What left me in shambles was finding out it ain’t just a feeling.
Eh, you’re just…fermenting. Makes most stuff better.
Don’t put any gum in 'ere!
Non smoker? Free coin pouch!





