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Flicking the bean sounds like cleaning your dining room table in the laziest way possible
‘Jorking it’ adds back a fair bit of whimsy but retains the blue collar connotations
Cranking glorious revolutionary hog
Pulling the pud.
It ain’t much, but…
It’s a honest jerk.
The “30 minutes ago to be precise” line got me.
Alright but what about jorkin the peanits? I need answers, tone is important.
‘Jorking it’ adds back a fair bit of whimsy but retains the blue collar connotations
Masturbation sounds like an obscure biological process done to make harvesting cellular peptides more efficient.
But what if you like it where the sun don’t shine?
