Welcome to X69.org
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

WHY YOU LITTLE!

message-square
64
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • [email protected]
583

WHY YOU LITTLE!

FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
message-square
64
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • [email protected]

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/46174405

alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • unbanshee@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    19 hours ago

  • Staff@piefed.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    22 hours ago

    You can do that today…take some salvia.

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      5 hours ago

      No thanks! 😊

  • Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    1 day ago

    It reminds me of that Black Mirror episode where you can clone your consciousness into a personal assistant Alexa thingy, and then when it doesn’t behave right because, you know… it’s you, and it doesn’t want to be trapped into a personal assistant thingy, you torture it by leaving it alone for a year of simulated time. And then when it misbehaved again, the character left it alone for like 15,000 years.

    • whimsical@no.lastname.nz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      18 hours ago

      Don’t you wish it could be Christmas every day?

  • WhoWhatHuh@kopitalk.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    19
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 day ago

    Sounds like a lovely little Jaunt

    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 day ago

      Little? More like longer than you think!

  • Digit@lemmy.wtf
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 day ago

    This is why when we say SET and SETTING, that includes who you have around.

    Don’t trip with rotters like that around.

  • DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    30
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 days ago

    It’s longer than you think.

    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      2 days ago

      That’s what she said.

    • khánh@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 days ago

      Now here’s a guy who knows ball.

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    39
    ·
    2 days ago

    Yup, that is the sole reason why I won’t let Elon put a chip in my brain.

    • toynbee@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      20
      ·
      2 days ago

      … Not because of that one episode of Black Mirror?

      • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        1 day ago

        That one episode? How about all of them.

        That show is like fear of the future set in crystal

      • TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        13
        ·
        2 days ago

        That one was truly fucked up. I realy liked most of black mirror, but that one was a bit to much for me. What broke me was seeing the guy at the end missing multiple teeth and it’s very obvious where they went…

        • toynbee@piefed.social
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          14
          ·
          2 days ago

          I don’t actually remember that detail. I mostly remember the premise of the episode: torturing you with visuals to make you comply.

          But yeah. Torture in general, physical or mental, is messed up.

          • joostjakob@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            1 day ago

            That’s because they’re talking about another one, where someone’s braindamage is countered by a part of their brain being ran on a commercial cloud. Of course, enshittification follows, and her husband resorts to extreme measures to pay for the increasing cost.

            • toynbee@piefed.social
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              1 day ago

              Ah, gotcha. Thank you for the information. I’m at least a bit behind on that show and don’t remember that premise from it at all, so I think it must have been after I last watched it. I think the last Black Mirror thing I saw was that interactive choice movie, but I might be misremembering.

              FWIW, I also liked Love, Death & Robots and it was mostly less depressing and/or frightening.

              • joostjakob@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                1
                ·
                18 hours ago

                Yep, there’s a few episodes made after that

      • ADTJ@feddit.uk
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        1 day ago

        Which one specifically? Not remembering from context and I feel like a lot had brain chips

        • toynbee@piefed.social
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          1 day ago

          You’re right, several of them would be perfectly relevant in this case, but I was specifically thinking of an episode where they put electric contact lenses in soldiers and made them think they were fighting monstrous creatures rather than other people.

          When the protagonist of the episode realized that and refused to fight any more, he found that the contacts were not removable by the user. His superiors put horrific displays on his lenses. Because of their nature, he couldn’t escape even by closing his eyes. Eventually he agreed to behave so as not be forced to see such horrible things.

    • _lilith@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 days ago

      thats the only reason? you have more confidence in that asshats tech not catching fire than is healthy

  • CodyIT@programming.dev
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    32
    ·
    2 days ago

    Call me insane, but I’d like to experience those future tech stuff just to see what memes will be like lol

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      43
      ·
      2 days ago

      How do you know you are not in one right now, and could Zap out at any second?

      • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        1 day ago

        You went back to the carpet store?!

      • CodyIT@programming.dev
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        17
        ·
        2 days ago

        Wait… Oh. Oh no. That’s why everything that’s happening feels like a fever dream. I’m living in a meme from the 23rd century!

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          24
          ·
          2 days ago

          Sometimes I’ll say “Computer! End simulation.” Just to check.

          • Naz@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            24
            ·
            2 days ago
            Unable to comply. Insufficient user permissions.
            
            • restingOface@quokk.au
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              17 hours ago

              This incident will be reported.

            • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              16
              ·
              2 days ago

              Think I was happier not getting an answer.

              • Czele@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                1
                ·
                1 day ago

                Of course You dont have necessary permissions. You’re just an npc lol

                • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
                  link
                  fedilink
                  English
                  arrow-up
                  3
                  ·
                  1 day ago

                  So was Moriarty, Pinky.

                • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
                  link
                  fedilink
                  arrow-up
                  1
                  ·
                  1 day ago

                  Does he know?

        • Avicenna@programming.dev
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          edit-2
          1 day ago

          Surely Trump has to be an implant meme

      • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        1 day ago

        How dare you! King orange orangutans Trump will have your head!

      • RamenJunkie@midwest.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 day ago

        Yeah, present day does kind of feel worse than falling for ten thousand gears through a sea of knives.

  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    46
    ·
    2 days ago

    it’s an old greentext

    • A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      29
      ·
      2 days ago

      Still, gotta love the HTTP_Lovecraft handle

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        2 days ago

        Should have an alt account HP_Minecraft

        • erictile@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          1 day ago

          Not as scary as HP_Printer.

      • Chakravanti@monero.town
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        1 day ago

        IA! Fthagn!!

    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      2 days ago

      but it checks out

  • davepleasebehave@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    27
    ·
    2 days ago

    So Salvia?

    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      40
      ·
      2 days ago

    • veroxii@aussie.zone
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      2 days ago

      Or a K hole if you’re less fancy.

      • x00z@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        2 days ago

        K-holes are fun though.

        • Dasus@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          1 day ago

          Yeah this, salvia is anything but some light recreational fun.

          Or anything that might help with mental problems.

          Last time I went the spirits kicked me out for being too much of a noob to their realm. But that was like 15-20 years ago.

          • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            1 day ago

            salvia is anything but some light recreational fun.

            what are you talking about? this doesn’t look like fun to you?

            • Dasus@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              1 day ago

              Been there, done that.

              Didn’t break a window, just hung on a doorhandle.

              The most fucked up thing is salvia has reverse tolerance. The more you use it the stronger it will be.

      • Chakravanti@monero.town
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 days ago

        Fancy? That’s a translator to the former.

        • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          2 days ago

          K-hole is a type of ornamental shrub? K-hole sounds like a drug induced fugue state.

          • Chakravanti@monero.town
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            1 day ago

            Depends on the Salvia. For traditional, you’ll needs a longer translator. They’re a bit different though. Freebase DXM reputably doesn’t last as long? I’m completely to the contrary on that tho. I get a 3x time span to the 3rd on it.

  • zerofk@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    19
    ·
    2 days ago

    Joke’s on them. I send them goatse and other late 90s early 00s sites and scar them for life, just like I’ve been.

    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      5 hours ago

      If that scarred you for life, you had a wonderfully harmless life 😉

    • Jesus_666@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      2 days ago

      Go with the times. Make a version where they fall into The Receiver’s gaping colon for 10,000 years. Make Hampster Dance start playing after 5,000 years just to fuck with them.

      • ptu@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        16
        ·
        2 days ago

        Duration has really inflated. Back then we used to have only 10 hours of things.

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 day ago

      Rickroll 2077

      • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 day ago

        Locks the subject in a comatose state forced to watch an endlessly looping music video where Rick Astley makes increasingly more menacing eye contact with them as he says, “Never gonna give you up!”

        • Chakravanti@monero.town
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          1 day ago

          Can we hear Bloodywood cover that?

  • lordnikon@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    2 days ago

    The old time knife gets you every time.

  • inari@piefed.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    2 days ago

    Sike!

  • Chakravanti@monero.town
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    2 days ago

    At least they’re not eating you. You worked for DuPont. Karma mofo.

  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    arrow-down
    9
    ·
    2 days ago

    I get it! Torture is funny! /s

    • glimse@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 day ago

      I don’t think you interpreted the joke correctly if it led to this comment

Programmer Humor@programming.dev

programmer_humor@programming.dev

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.59K users / day
  • 4.33K users / week
  • 9.94K users / month
  • 17.7K users / 6 months
  • 2 local subscribers
  • 31.2K subscribers
  • 2.21K Posts
  • 71.4K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Feyter@programming.dev
  • adr1an@programming.dev
  • BurningTurtle@programming.dev
  • Pierre-Yves Lapersonne@programming.dev
  • BE: 0.19.13
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org