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minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·17 hours agoI wanna see a kindergartener pull up to snack time with a whole ass watermelon
minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·17 hours agoHow about just a slice of the ass watermelon instead?
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·17 hours agoThere are small softball sized watermelons too
minus-squareSoapbox@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 hours agoBut you still need a pretty decent knife to cut into it. Which a kindergartner shouldn’t have at school. Or they could bash it on the table till it breaks open I guess. I’m sure the teachers and janitors will love that.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 hours agoNaturally, pack a big knife with the melon. The teacher will change tune pretty quick if the kid has a knife.
minus-squareSoapbox@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 hours agoThat’s a good point. Never just bring a watermelon to a kindergarten knife fight.
I wanna see a kindergartener pull up to snack time with a whole ass watermelon
How about just a slice of the ass watermelon instead?
There are small softball sized watermelons too
But you still need a pretty decent knife to cut into it. Which a kindergartner shouldn’t have at school. Or they could bash it on the table till it breaks open I guess. I’m sure the teachers and janitors will love that.
Naturally, pack a big knife with the melon. The teacher will change tune pretty quick if the kid has a knife.
That’s a good point. Never just bring a watermelon to a kindergarten knife fight.