I’d give my kid a gun and tell him to collect and feel no regret about it. Fuck it, I’m dead anyway, might as well leave a legacy.

Eat beans and carry a cigarette lighter.

Something with that snail, probably.

I’d let my kids collect the bounty.

Post a dating profile with my full information including full HD photos. This will ensure noone contacts me.

Head for The Continental Hotel and hope the rules hold up.

Kill myself to deny anyone the prize