Um, is Hollow trying to smile?

Most adults are just kids with more responsibilities.

Babe, wake up. A new yo momma joke just dropped.

Giving off some Weasel vibes from Suicide Squad 2.

It must be amazing to have the nose sensitivity of a dog, to enjoy smelling everything and have smells rammed up your nose at highway speeds.

Just wait till they grow up and realize a certain amount of weirdness is genetically inherited.

To absolutely no one’s surprise.

Um, is the cat wearing clothes??? Also, that sneer is amazing.

A deep dark cold despair from within.

My brian autocorrected this headline for me.

Shrek vibes

Though I’m generally familiar with the process of mining, I wasn’t clear how noise could be such a problem. TIL:

A single mining machine can produce sound levels of 70 to 90 decibels (dB), comparable to a vacuum cleaner or a busy street. When aggregated in large-scale operations, the noise can be heard over long distances and has led to health complaints and legal challenges from nearby residents.

Peppa FTW!

I just took a picture of one of these recently! No touchy though.

I don’t think most cats like wearing things. When our cat got spayed we were worried she was licking the stitches too much and put a sock on her. She just fell over and stayed like this. She rated it 0/10, was not a fan.

I like irony here that the headline focuses on the “closed on Sunday” bit rather than a vending machine provided by a company that specializes in fried chicken in a place where health is important.

Tangentially related great sci-fi short story: “The Last Question” by Isaac Asimov: https://users.ece.cmu.edu/~gamvrosi/thelastq.html

This is silly, whales don’t fold towels. /s

Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd.com/612/

Relevant Simpsons: https://youtu.be/Nth4RqqmQZ4