“I don’t know what this is about, but I’ll repost it anyway!”

Have you been in a coma for the past decade?

We can do judges? What does the IT department have to do with this?

And the title should have been much shorter.

They came from toothpas?

Paywall.

I was surgically extracted

Oh good, eggs, the cheapest of ingredients

And lies are expensive

It is both

Plot twist: Trump admin pardons and hires Jared instead

Hey, it’s on-brand

What am I supposed to do, just constantly lean on the horn?

France France

Yup, you’re right. I was actually pulling up to people in traffic and asking them this in '92. Because I thought it was hilarious.

It still is, but it used to be, too

The numeric figure doesn’t really reflect your arbitrary discrimination

1/1000 of a kilodog is just a dog bro

Dog is cost money?

You must work for NASA

Joke’s on you, my wife is the one with fourteen prescriptions

How many ovaries do you think human females typically have?