When they see us coming, the birdies all try an’ hide But they still go for peanuts when coated in cyanide
The sun’s shining bright
Everything seems all right
When we’re poisoning pigeons in the parkWeird these peanuts smell like almonds…
So you poison the bird, which poisons the fox, which poisons the bear, and you know the poison is diluted enough to be safe when it fails to kill the next biggest thing. Hopefully the next biggest thing is still too ill to kill and eat you.
Unless it’s homeopathic poison.
Underrated joke
If he does it enough times, he can rely on biomagnification.
I’d watch that anime. I really want to see what he’s going to bait with the abomination.
his fat zombie mama
Wonder what he’s going to catch with the monster corpse?
Op’s mom
“Hear me out…”
Gotta have a hobby in retirement.
This man is still an ad adventurer like you. He never took an arrow to the knee.
Finn
Uh, he can still see the sword, buddy.
Nah he’s terribly nearsighted
I always wondered why they do that. It makes perfect sense now.
