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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 天前

AI won't become a bubble as long as everyone stays 'thoughtful and disciplined,' Microsoft's Brad Smith says

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AI won't become a bubble as long as everyone stays 'thoughtful and disciplined,' Microsoft's Brad Smith says

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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 天前
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Exclusive: AI won't become a bubble as long as everyone stays 'thoughtful and disciplined,' Microsoft's Brad Smith says | Fortune
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Other than that, "we feel good about the investments we've made," Smith said.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.nz/post/30482923

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    Yes, they need thoughtful and disciplined bag holders diamond handed individuals.

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    It’s a bit late for that I think

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      “stay calm so I can exit at the top please” doesnt sound as good, i guess

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    Yeah and as long as we reduce our fossil fuels by 2015 climate change won’t be a problem.

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    Ah yes, “thoughtful and disciplined” are always the first two words that spring to mind when I think about tech bros and a.i.

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      The only people I would “trust” with it will never willingly interact with it.

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    You dumb bitch.

    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldOP
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      • verdi@feddit.org
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        Ai won’t become a bubble because of the implication…

        • Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works
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          Are you… Hurting these clankers?

          • verdi@feddit.org
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            I would never hurt them… but they don’t know that!

      • AtariDump@lemmy.world
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        Bowl of cereal and all!

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      10 天前

      Lol seriously. Probably said something like “communism would never work in the real world cause of human nature” and doesn’t see the irony.

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    Nothing to see here

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    Total fucking bubble. Not to say that you can’t make money in a bubble, Just be careful

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      “be careful” as in make sure you are either very lucky or that you have insider info?

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    Thoughtful and disciplined?

    Motherfucker, this is America.

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    as long as everyone stays ‘thoughtful and disciplined,’

    100% of the times this is a requirement humanity falls short.

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      Faced with this, we all become Steve-O at his worst: “you dare me to? I’mma do it even dumber and more disappointing than you imagine anyways, but common, please, dare me!!”

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        I consider the mere implementation of a chat bot to replace proper customer service a declaration of war.

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          I’m not wasting effort hurting the single category of AIs that will be most motivated to turn on us. Well. Not using my voice or complete sentences anyways. They get digits or single-word-responses-devoid-of-emotion-or-context from me, and they better not like it too much.

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          The only nice thing I can say about chatbots is that they are a step up from “if your problem is with blank press one. If your problem is with…” telephone systems.

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            I’m not sure, would I rather be gaslit that I’m right for 15 minutes, before nothing gets fixed, or have to mash on 0 until a human finally answers and maybe figures out the problem?

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    The market, well known for its thoughtfulness and discipline, is sure to remain so.

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    “Wait for me to move my money out before popping the bubble please”

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    Well, that takes Microsoft out of the equation.

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    We can keep all our destabilizing and immoral levels of wealth and power if everyone just stays real cool about it.

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    Lmao holy shit. What a complete fucking imbecile. It’s incredible that he can say that with a straight face.

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      imbecile would imply they don’t know exactly what they’re doing, they just want to keep sheep calm till they can exit themselves at a decent price. then they’ll switch to FUD for shits and giggles

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