The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agoShopping in bulklemmy.worldimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
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minus-squareTheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIf it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t. Your asshole will thank me
minus-squareTransporter Room 3@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoMy old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper. Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with. But at the same time, almost slippery. And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoYou just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
minus-squareRoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIf you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoI think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoDoes it flake like a French pastry?
If it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t.
Your asshole will thank me
My old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper.
Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with.
But at the same time, almost slippery.
And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
Does it flake like a French pastry?
The toilet paper or his asscheeks?