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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

You've discovered the forbidden cuts [beetlemoses]

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You've discovered the forbidden cuts [beetlemoses]

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Uriel_Copy@lemmy.world
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    The shadow in the last panel is a great touch!

    • NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz
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      deleted by creator

      • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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        Damn, I did too!

    • TacoSocks@infosec.pub
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      It gives me Homer choking Bart vibes.

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    deleted by creator

    • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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      Get well soon

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    • egrets@lemmy.world
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      Agreed. I mean, it’s just a mullet, but you’re not wrong.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    I don’t think anyone noticed the shadow of the barber strangling the guy.

    • SwordInStone@lemmy.world
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      you are wrong then

      • Shapillon the Skaven@lemmy.world
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        I didn’t and am glad this was pointed out.

        • SwordInStone@lemmy.world
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          yeah, still, the term “no-one noticed the shadow” is wrong

          • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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            it’s not meant literally or absolutely (despite looking like it might)

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    “I’ll have the growing out of the nose, but please make it a duck on top and mullet in the back”

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      I’m sorry, that’s growing into the nose, and it costs extra.

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    Just like In-N-Out, there’s a secret menu.

    Barber: “What’ll it be?”

    Me: “Give me a double-double!”

    audible gasps

    • mozingo@lemmy.world
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      So you get the least secret hair cut? What is that like a high and tight?

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    #15, please!

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    The barber had to hide the drip Hair cuts

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    I can’t remember which country it was but in an episode of World’s Strictest Parents the kids get sent to an African country and they said to the boy you need to get your haircut or you’ll be arrested for being a homosexual and the barber they went to had a chart showing the permitted hairstyles for men.

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    14 is actually very similar to my uncle’s hair. He wears a mustache, but it doesn’t grow hair right the middle. He also keeps sideburns that almost meet up with his mustache, but not quite. He also refused to trim his nose hair, and it constantly has snot in it.

    He’s not my favorite uncle.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Go to the barber and ask 'im for the Friar Tuck Special.

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